I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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