Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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