Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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