Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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