I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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