I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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