dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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