i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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