IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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