im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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