Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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