That's intense
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
