yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
My penis needs a shock collar
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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