I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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