We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I have post one night stand depression
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