i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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