these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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