I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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