Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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