two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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