We named our party play list daddy issues
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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