No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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