nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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