he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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