I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's blow job season.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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