OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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