are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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