Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
