Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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