wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
love makes seman taste better
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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