It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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