I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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