i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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