We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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