is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She announced her abortion via fbk
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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