wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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