In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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