Define "chronic" masturbator.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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