We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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