you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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