We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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