i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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