i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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