well I can't set my house on fire every night
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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