im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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