If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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