just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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