Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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