no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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