Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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